![]() I love every second of your endless torture. OKAY? Anyway, regardless of the reason you’ve been forced into a time loop, I’m here to say thank you. AND THERE ALSO COULD BE CAVE PEOPLE DOWN THERE. Were you a bad boy on Earth and/or made a deal with a man at a crossroads for a single breakfast burrito in exchange for your soul (in hindsight, NEVER make crossroads deals while drunk)? The Devil’s gonna put you in a time loop of your worst moments as punishment. Or that a benevolent or evil being might place you in one! Are you a cynical corporate lady and/or materialistic teen? Oh, Santa’s gonna put you in a time loop ’til you learn your lesson. There are so many reasons why one might get stuck in a time loop. Here are the best time loop movies, ranked. I love how you jump off cliffs and are rude because it “doesn’t matter,” and, by golly, I love when you learn how to play the piano, and everyone is like, Woah! How’d you learn to play the piano?” Nothing gives ME more joy, than your time loop. Were you a bad boy on Earth and/or made a deal with a demon at a crossroads for a single breakfast burrito in exchange for your soul (in hindsight, NEVER make crossroads deals while drunk-you’re very hungry for burritos then)? The Devil’s gonna put you in a time loop of your worst moments as punishment. ![]() Or that a benevolent (or evil) being might place you in one! Are you a cynical corporate lady and/or materialistic teen? Oh, Santa’s gonna put you in a time loop ’til you learn your lesson. ![]() ![]()
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